
Ears are also helpful in figuring out the extremely complicated, counter-intuitive concepts that my humans are beginning to insist on such as OFF and STAY.
Lend me your ears meme how to#
With my ears, I am now learning how to SIT. Apparently, ears are also things for listening. Lend an ear when your a friend is having a tough time. Now, as far as I’m concerned, ears are principally there for chewing, but they also have another function, on which the humans around here seem pretty keen. The term 'lend me your ears' means to ask for someone's attention politely. and can even be persuaded to chase me about. At first BOB regarded me with complete indifference, but now, as long as BALL is not around, he is quite happy to play with me. BOB is a a few years older than me, and his all-time favourite things are not EARS but BALLS and BANANAS. I’m told that BOB is my brother, but we are actually quite different. Every speech is preceded by a short introduction, including an analysis on what makes that speech great. The speeches are arranged by broad themes (for example, 'Political Speeches' and 'Tributes and Eulogies'). Yet, despite his complete failure to lend me his ears, Great Uncle Bruce is always very kind and very gentle. Lend Me Your Ears is a collection of more than two hundred of the worlds greatest speeches. His ears are so wonderfully chewy, and, believe me, I have tried to enlighten him on this matter, but to no avail. Great Uncle Bruce is OLD and SMART, yet I am surprised that despite his wisdom and venerable age, he has not yet figured out that YOU CHEW MY EARS AND I CHEW YOURS is the very best game there is. Second only to SKYE’S ears on my FANTASTIC CHEWIES list come those of this guy.

All of these are lots of fun, but our favourite game is, of course, YOU CHEW MY EARS AND I CHEW YOURS. Skye likes my ears and she likes playing in the garden just as much as I do! With Skye I enjoy games such as CHASE ME ROUND THE QUINCE BUSH CAN YOU DESTROY WELLINGTON BOOT and CROUCH, BARGE AND LEAP. Skye is a mischievous and jolly caramel-coloured cocker spaniel who is a couple of weeks older than me.

Human ears make pretty good CHEWIES but the best ears for chewing are those of my good friend, Skye. Personally, I would never bite an ear, but I do like to show those of whom I am fond – whether human or canine – that I like them by chewing at their CHEWY ears. Biting ears is very bad, and, in my book, eating ears verboten. Now, when I say say that ears are CHEWY I do not mean that they are meant for eating, or for biting either. EARS are easily accessible to an intrepid, eager puppy and the best thing about EARS is that they are CHEWY! lend me your ears. In the 1971 film, Up Pompeii, Michael Hordern, playing Ludicrus Sextus, is given the line: 'Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your feet'. It can be a very difficult task to let go of the hurt others have caused you. These are the two things that flop about off the side of your head (if you are a dog) or that sit below your glasses (if you are a human). Lend me your ears so we cam break down the barriers that are hindering us.
